The First Assault|
Tony Helps Other People
My Best Friend Is Dead
I Am Being Stalked
URGENT! I Smell Really Bad
What the hell is that? HELP! URGENT!
Father, Worms and Chickens
HIV-78 UKIP Grenades & Black Male Spotted
Another Pack of Questions (And Answers)
A Bunch of Weird Questions
What's Wrong With Abortions?
Are These Signs of Alzheimers?|
Family Member in a Cult
Strange Color Of Feces
Spilled Drink In My Father's Car
Driving On The Wrong Lane
Going To The Store While Naked
Miami Vice Remake by Vin Diesel
Poisoned Pet Goldfish
Pregnant at 16
Stairway To Heaven
My Friend's Name?
Speeding Ticket When In Garage
Who Is Wrong In This Situation?
Pizza Hut Gang Weed (By ???)
My Son Watches Porn
Mailbox Booby Trap
Trump 2020 MAGA
Fukushima No Translator
Too Much TV
The Kelvin Saga
You Can Come On Here
Refund On A Strange Item
Dad's Car Got Stolen
Captcha (HELLO JIM)
Strange People (Kelvin At His Best)
A Man Is Trying to Run Me Over
Garden Hose (Swearing)|
Garden Hose 2
Hello Mexican 2
Lots of Email
Domain Name Question (Interrogation)
Diversity Hires (Illiterate)
Robotic Vacuum Cleaner (By VKasan)|
Can i Cum on you?(By VKasan)
Refund on Marvin
Egyptian Moose BDSM
Back In Time (By Durdge-o)
Dog Nuke (By Durdge-o)
Clarissa The Troon|
Rocket Fuel (Big Cock)
Karlos 2 (Constipated)
lol lol lolol
Close The Chat Immediately
The Most Sincere Correspondence
The Most Sincere Correspondence 2
NiHao Ted Nugent
Odorless, Leak Free|
Michelle Dude Version
King Of The Britons
Waht Is English?
Moloko V Bratislavu
A Question to Discuss
StarbucksCoffee Is Faulty
Stuck In Toilet (By VKasan)
Walmart Is Better (By VKasan)
Cumshots In My Coffee
A Deal You Can't Refuse
Nokia Eric 12278 auf Deutsch
Big Man 2
Big Man 3
Tony, Bobby & Father ErikYahoo Answers, Omegle
A boy who is very desperate to get his issues solved.
The nature of his problems is extraordinary to say the least, therefore his ramblings get deleted (and his account, at times, too), but that does not stop him.
He lives in a family in Chattanooga, TN, with his retarded young brother Bobby and a demented Father. He also has a Grandfather who goes by the name "Buzzsaw" and is a total maniac, and possibly an older brother, who's currently being held in a mental asylum.
Alfredo ErecticWalmart Live Chat
Alfredo is a middleaged pervert, who also just happens to live in the city of Chattanooga. His greatest passion is to get a partner, a loving woman, but 'cause his behaviour, it's not ever gonna happen. He spends his time gardening, tinkering with things at home and purchasing strange items. At times he has to refund them, or the delivery does not happen, and so he goes out searching for his stuff with just one question on his mind: "Where is it....?".
SargeMormon.org Chat, Walmart Live Chat
Sarge is a military man who resigns somewhere in a secret facility (..in Chattanooga), at a place called "Sector-Z". He is short-spoken, always gets things done and doesn't like indecisiveness and incompetence in others. He made his first appearance on Mormon.org, when he tried to order their book to his facility. The agents laughed him out of the chat and recognized him every time he'd go back, so he gave up on religion.
An insane resident of that same ol' city from TN. He's been looking for his hairdresser and an Aids Syringe for a long time, but still hasn't found either one of these. As a result, he is very irritated and doesn't like it when people can't help him with his troubles.
By Execution:-Brute Force - when you are asked to provide an email type "no" several times, or when an agent disconnects, spam messages quick. You can easily get atleast 6 employees in chat. They can only see your messages, not other workers'. This way you can give an entire department a hard time.
-Refund Brute Force - try to brute force a refund.
-Vacuum Cleaner Blowjob - try to refund a vacuum cleaner because it does poor blowjobs. Or try to buy one for the same cause.
-Foul Language - Swear your ass off while actually trying to get an item. Employees usually try to help you despite the swearing.
While these are pretty fun to do, they don't necessairly make agents say unique things.
By Name:-Kevin R - Report an emergency. Refuse to call 911 and ask him to help you personally.
-Marvin - Ask him out on a date or try to refund him.
-Juan G - Tell him that he's mexican. Either ask to speak to a european employee or tell him about your plumbing issues.
-Angela F - Ask for her personal opinion on sex toys, bonus points if it's a "didlo-3300".
-Queenee (And any other female employee) - Ask a simple question "How Big are your tits?" or ask her to be your girlfriend (but tell her about your eternal love for her first).
-Fermin A - Ask for a permission to "cum right at him". Also tell him you're looking for pornos.
-Odalis L - anything goes.